You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit
when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT
This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.
CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”
Ok tumblr, I know the power of the internet so just hear me out right quick as I ask for a simple favor. See those cereal boxes up there? If you buy any Kellogg’s product with that Free Book logo on it there is a 16 digit code inside your box of cereal. Now, when you get three of those codes together you submit them online and they will send you a free Scholastic book. Now I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m bringing it up, so here goes.
I teach first grade at a school where the kids have little to nothing. Through generous donations (government, three square, various community partners, etc.) the kids get backpacks, clothes, shoes, free breakfast/lunch, and some school supplies. The school is not in the best part of town. I’ve had students who live with grandparents because their own parents are in jail, kids who have parents that don’t have custody over them for various reasons, and so on and so forth. Now I am trying to get my kids to read books, but they literally don’t have any books at home that they can use to practice their reading. Sure they get a library book from the school library but it’s not the same, you know? They don’t own the book, it’s not theirs.
Here’s where you come in. If you happen to buy one of these specially marked boxes and don’t plan on using the code please send me that code through my ask box. If 60 people on here send me a code I’ll be able to get 20 books, which will easily allow me to get each of my students a brand new book of their own. I used the Fly Guy books above because my kids are currently obsessed with the character and the book has sight words that we’re working on in class. Even if you have no codes, I’d appreciate the signal boost as well.
So, if you happen to get a code please send it my way. I would appreciate it and so would my kids. Heck, if I get 60 codes, that would give me enough to give each of my students a book and I will gladly take a picture to show you how excited they are to get a book. If more codes keep coming, I’ll post up their thank you notes. They’re seven so expect something awesome. Thanks in advance.
finally an option that fits me
the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me
I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
my headcanon is that Hufflepuffs are like super duper badass
like the reason you never see an angry hufflepuff is because no one who has seen an angry hufflepuff is still breathing
demons run when a good man goes to war
When and where is Doctor Who on this Christmas? (The Time of the Doctor Edition) ~
With less than a week to go, the confirmed international air times of The Time of the Doctor are as follows:
Wednesday December 25th - Christmas Day:
- United Kingdom: BBC One and BBC One HD - 7:30pm GMT
- USA: BBC America - 9:00pm ET
- Canada: SPACE - 9:00pm ET (changed from previously announced time of 8:00pm ET)
- Germany: FOX Deutschland - 9:35pm CET
- Latin America: BBC Entertainment Latinoamérica - 7:00pm CST
and BBC HD Latin America - 2:00pm CST
Thursday December 26th - Boxing Day:
- Australia: ABC1 - 7.30pm AEST
- New Zealand: Prime TV - 8.30pm NZDT
- South Africa: BBC Entertainment SA - 11:25am SAST
Sunday December 29:
Program your TARDISes accordingly
What does it mean?
YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.
RUN MISTER FRODO
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here on tumblr.
everyone shut up and watch this
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
Yeah, uh, i-I like it, so, uh, please just follow the picture.. uhh-umm what? o-okay.. It looks okay I guess, uh, thank you **leaves looking like a soccer mom**
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
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